mikey kurck
mikey, is his nickname but he doesn’t like to be called by his real name…..he has blue eyes, dirty blonde kinda puffy hair, he loves baseball and football….he has an amazing gf, and he loves her sooo much…mikey kurck is a real hawty, but thinks of himself as ugly…mikey is awesome and will do anything for his gf…..the end, mikey kurck, ur legit
mikey kurck, ur legit
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