milf and cookies


1 why we all go to jon’s house. (m.i.l.f., mom id like to f-ck)
2 when you pound big mama.
hey ya’ll milf and cookies at jon’s tonight
the ultimate snack!

much better than traditional milk and cookies.
i was really hungry after riding my unicorn with david h-sselhoff, so we went out for milf and cookies

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