milk and cookies
usually requires a menage-a-trois involving one man and two women. one woman performs oral s-x while the other performs a rimjob(please see definition of rimjob if you are unfamiliar with the term) at the height of clmax, the male -j-c-l-t-s copious amounts of s-m-n into the fellating woman’s mouth while simultaneously taking a dump in the mouth of the woman giving him the rimjob. both women then hold their respective treasures in their mouth, face each other, and engage in a deep, p-ssionate french kiss. this mixes the sh-t and the s-m-n in both their mouths resulting in “milk and cookies”
-note-this can be performed on one woman or one man, however it takes a lot of patience and practice. one either has to hold a mouthful of s-m-n while taking a mouthful of sh-t or vice versa. it should also be noted that it is possible to make one’s self a milk and cookies, but eating your own is just yucky.
john invited the old widower from next door over last night, and we talked her into sharing john’s milk and cookies
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another way of saying, “fine and dandy”
guy 1: how are things between you and your girlfriend?
guy 2: everything is all milk and cookies now!
the best medicine to be found in the kitchen
nestled close to the blanket with milk and cookys tiny cruukies appear
alcohol and weed.
d-mn man you better get some milk and cookies for tonight.
when a woman (or man) places a cookie between their b-tt cheeks and pours milk down their back while the other person eats the cookie.
i’m going to give you some milk and cookies you’ll never forget.
when a male and female are in a romantic relationship, and the male defecates in a gl-ss of milk (non-fat, 2%, or whole milk), giving it to her without telling her or implying that there is fecal matter submerged within.
“dude, i totally gave that b-tch a milk and cookies!” “no way man! did she barf the t-rd out?”
used as slang for health and ammunition in the xbox t-tle halo. most commonly used by nerds with little or no social life.
aw snap yo, i need some milk and cookies now or im toast. yeah thats right
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