milking the bull
translated from the olde dutch idiom. expecting impossible results.
john was milking the bull when he thought he could win a karaoke contest when he had a case of laryngitis.
jackin off; if accompanied, gettin a hand job
“where’s joe?” “oh, he’s off milking the bull.”
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