millenial classic rock
a sub-genre of alternative and punk rock music typically ranging from the mid-to-early 90’s to the mid-to-early 00’s. this actual tasteful music is generally nostalgic to the millenial generation as would a baby boomer or a generation x person is to real cl-ssic rock. music that typically belongs to this genre would be songs by green day, blink-182, linkin park, seether, foo fighters, breaking benjamin, and three days grace.
at a party…
man 1: someone put some good music on!
man 2: i’ll put my iphone on and play some mcr.
man 1: mcr?
man 2: millenial cl-ssic rock. plays a song by smash mouth.
woman: hey! what’s this cr-p? i haven’t heard this song since i was in like, 2nd grade when i was a loser. it’s not pump-me-up music ya know? put some kanye west on or nicki minaj.
man 2: i hate this generation’s music.
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