Milwaukie Two-Step


after an inebriated female s-xual partner p-sses out during or before intercourse, you j-zz in their hair and sh-t on their chest. then you leave.
hey (insert name here), we gotta get leave, now! i just milwaukie two-stepped that sk-nk! we gotta go before she wakes up!

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