MIME SEX


when you have quiet s-x in your house when there are other people there. this leads to a lot of pointing and grabbing to explain what you want your partner to do in order for no one to hear you.
me: i completely banged that girl last night!

u: dude, your mom was home last night wasnt she?

me: yes, she was upstairs, so i had mime s-x in the living room real quick.

u: sweet

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