Minnesota Backwards Flair Gun Pump
the delicate art of engaging in -n-l s-x with your significant other while she is on all fours and holding a ripe lemon in her mouth. as you pump her sphincter with your “blue veined throbber” use the flairmaster2000 semiautomatic flair gun that you hook up to an industrial air compressor with the special made 24 inch d-ld- tip. repet-tively fire the tip into her organs until you are fully stimulated and finally pull your john out of her “sphincy” and bust all over her face.
tom: “hey billy what happened to sabrina?”
billy: “oh, i performed the minnesota backwards flair gun pump on her yesterday.”
tom: “well, that explains all the blood on your bed sheets.”
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