Minnesota Bar Mitzvah
a right of p-ssage for men in minnesota. the ritual consists of donning your best flannel, heading to northern minnesota, finding a bear and killing it in hand to hand combat. after the bear is killed, you must take the blood and rub it on your face. this will stimulate healthy beard growth. when the ritual is complete, you are now a minnesota man.
i am going to the north sh-r- for my minnesota bar mitzvah
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