minnesota funnel cake
a s-x act popularized in minnesota, but was invented a woman named kate in the state of virginia. the s-x act used to be an inside joke in the old yahoo pro wrestling chat room, but quickly spread to all the regulars who used to chat in the chat room. a man from minnesota who used to be a regular in that chat room picked up the s-x act and popularized it in that state.
the s-x act is where a woman puts a funnel cake up her v-g-n-. her s-x partner then proceeds to eat the funnel cake out of her v-g-n-.
dude, i just did the minnesota funnel cake with this girl the other day. i heard about the minnesota funnel cake from some guy from south minneapolis. as soon as i heard about it, i bought a funnel cake and shoved it up this girl’s poontang. then i ate it out of her. she loved it!
while having s-x with your girlfriend right before you c-m throw powdered sugar in her face c-m in her eye and stick a feather duster in her -ss.
john: hey how did you’re date go with melvins sister last night
chris: great but i dont think melvin is going to like the fact that i gave his sister a minnesota funnel cake.
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