Minnesota Ice Fishing
the act of a man shoving one of his arms into a woman’s v-g-n- and pulling out her intestines one by one. then frying the intestines on a grill and eating them for a meal.
phil: “would your wife like to join us for dinner this evening as well?”
tim: “no i’m afraid not. i went minnesota ice fishing with her last night and pulled out her small intestine and bladder, then buried her body in a ditch.”
phil: “can i have the leftovers?”
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