minnesota mud blanket
when you smear sh-t all over an electric blanket, or a regular blanket, turn it on and heat it up, in microwave if blanket is not electric, sneak up on an unsuspecting victim and proceed to wrap them up, head to toe in your hot messy blanket. note: it is important to be shure to get the persons facial area totally smeared with the hot substance for max effect!
“dude, last night i got dan so good, i snuck up on him and gave him a wicked minnesota mud blanket!”
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