Missed the towel
when a male m-st-rb-t-s and -j-c-l-t-s and try to get on towel but hits the floor or somewhere other than the towel he was aiming at.
andrew: so embarrased, dont even want to say what happened.
john: what happen? you missed the towel?
andrew: man yeah need to work on my aim
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