Mission Accomplished and not in a Bush way
a way of saying something important has actually been accomplished for real, while at the same time mocking former president george w. bush
on may 1,2003 george w bush landed on the deck of the u.s.s. abraham lincoln for a photo-op wearing a flight suit and declared “mission accomplished” in iraq when in fact the war had just begun and absolutuly nothing had been accomplished. exactly 8 years later osama bin laden was killed in pakistan by navy seals, this is an example of mission accomplished and not in a bush way.
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