Mississippi Blood Worm
when a p-n-s is first inserted into a bl–dy, menstruating v-g-n-, and then into a b-tt hole, leaving it covered in blood and feces (so that said p-n-s resembles a recently unearthed bloodworm). usually ending with someone “taking the bait” or licking the dirty p-n-s clean.
dude #1 “hey, i wanna put some p in the v tonight but sally is on the rag”
dude #2 “you should give her a mississippi blood worm! i’ll take the bait!”
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