mississippi can opener
a maneuver used in exiting a car, truck, or other vehicle, usually involving discomfort to other riders.
may involve climbing over, under, or through: seats, doors, windows, and other people.
aw man, i’m stuck. hold on, i’ll do a mississippi can opener.
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