Mississippi Steamboat
the act, while showering with your significant other, of laying an overwhelming fart and quickly exiting the shower; leaving your significant other trapped with the terrifying stink.
my wife wouldn’t have s-x with me in the shower, so i laid a mississippi steamboat on her to teach her a lesson.
she wasn’t giving it up, so i dropped the old mississippi steamboat.
when a man is about to -j-c-l-t- on his partner’s face, and ends up creaming up their nose.
andy! oh my god! breathe! i accidentally gave you a mississippi steamboat!
when you are f-cking a girl doggy style, pull out right before you -j-c-l-t-, and catch then heat up and throw it on her face
dude i gave this b-tch a mississippi steamboat last night and she liked it
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