Misspent Youth
said of oneself by a (usually older) person when they demostrate in front of unsuspecting onlookers a physical skill that belies their innocent looks or background. such a skill usually reveals experience with a seedy, suspicious, questionable, or possibly illegal activty. its a humorous self-deprecating confession of sorts that this skill was acquired by having practiced it in their youth; whether that’s actually true or not.
example 1: an old guy helping a stranger (who has locked their keys in their car) quickly jimmies the door open with the dexterity of a professional car thief.
stranger: you made that look easy?
old guy: misspent youth.
example 2: a tiny old man steps up to a pool table puts his bet down then proceeds to clear the table to everyones amazement. as he pockets his winnings.
amazed onlooker: how’d you do that?
old guy: misspent youth.
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