mistress america
a java teacher who is a very hairy for a female. now some girls are hairy, but mistress america is on the same level of hairy as big foot or robin williams. the only difference between her and big foot big foot smells better, and knows more about computers. she is a poor teacher, and a hairy f-ckin freak.
i cant see the difference between mistress america and big foot, but the smell gives mistress america away.
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