MMOs Before Hoes
something that eternal virgins say increasingly on world of warcraft. seriously, some people act like wow is crack.
fat geek: hey man i need $15 dollars to keep playing wow this month?
me: isn’t it free?
fat geek: no. just please give me cash?
me: no, i’m taking my date to the movies.
fat geek: c’mon man, mmos before hoes?
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