Mohs Scale of Internet Hardness


based off of mohs scale of mineral hardness, this scale is a measurement of how dark one’s world wide web content can get without being mentally perturbed. it is typically described as a 1-to-10 scale with a single example from each level.

1. google – what the f-ck are you, amish?

2. youtube – yawn.

3. youp-rn – you’ve experienced a taste of the dark side of the internet, but there’s still a long ways to fall.

4. /b/ – the level where most internet veterans find themselves comfortable. yeah, something funny here, something disgusting there, but you’ve seen it all before.

5. g–ts- – you’re a grizzled vet. as for the previous tiers, you might’ve been disgusted…when you were ten.

6. 2girls1cup – as the m-sses comment about how terrible this is, you simply scratch your head, and wonder what the big deal is.

7. adultfanfiction.net – i’m starting to worry about you, man. i mean, you didn’t flinch at all at the three paragraph description of how the once-transparent lube became chocolate as adam and chris simultaneously forced their p-n-ses down jake’s virgin -sshole? you’re either really brave, or really crazy.

8. beastality – just…stay away from me. please.

9. pain olympics – alternatively known as the john mccain tier, for not even years as a pow may prepare you for this level.

10. 3guys1hammer – get a gun, rest the barrel in your oral cavity, and pull the trigger. you should survive the shot, for no mortal could survive this level.
individuals as described by the mohs scale of internet hardness:

your grandparents – 1

your dad – 2.5

newf-g – 4

oldf-g – 5

auschwitz survivor – 8

infant rapist – 9

the antichrist – 10

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