Molony Bologna
the molony bologna is a daring s-xual maneuver, that if one attempts and pulls it off will be satisfied s-xually and have a delicious sandwich to cure the munchies. the act begins with two slices of bologna being swallowed and regurgitated by either the male or female. now the male will commence by using the regurgitated bologna as lube for -n-l penetration. when climax is almost reached, pull-out and spread your man cream sauce onto a slice of bread. scr-pe the regurgitated -n-lly abused bologna onto another slice of bread, and viola! a tasty treat for anyone to enjoy!
dustin: hey brendan what did you do last night?
brendan: not much, just hung out with my girlfriend and gave her a delicious molony bologna sandwich.
dustin: oh god you actually went through with it ?
brendan: yeah dude she was completely p-ssed out. so i gave her the sandwich when she woke up.
dustin: thats just to sick for me to comprehend. i’m gonna go throw up now.
Read Also:
- Momcation
(n.) 1. a break from one’s motherly duties 2. extended periods of time that one’s children spend with their father, usually as a result of a custody agreement. used to denote only a respite from day to day parental activities not normal duties (i.e. work, household, etc.) the kids are spending two weeks this summer […]
- mommy jam
traffic jam around a school caused by a plethora of mothers dropping off or picking up their children. d-mn! we have a mommy jam down the whole block. jesus! we walked to school in our day, not like the p-ss-es we got now.
- mousered
1.) when a mouser gets distracted and goes off to do something else. that mouser got distracted by the ball of yawn and mousered us.
- monday club
the hang over monday which sees many males and often females skipping work to recieve a hair of the dog, curer from their weekend of binge drinking in the nearest watering hole. on entering the pub: “we see we have a new addition to the monday club” “bob is often a monday club member” also […]
- Moustache March
the month of march in which men and women celebrate by not shaving their moustaches only. it is a celebration of masculinity of the facial hair that grows in between the nose and upper lip. it was introduced to lengthen the partying and festivities which is celebrated during dirty stache december which also celebrates a […]