mom-pare
when two moms p-ss each other and each mom overtly looks at the other’s baby to see which baby is cuter. usually, followed directly by a comment to a spouse, friend, or the baby (as a last resort) about how pretty her own baby is or a back-handed comment about the other child.
i mom-pared little jessica with judy’s daughter, amanda. poor amanda has her mother’s deep creepy eyes.
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