Mom swap
v. the act of trading s-xual encounters with a friend’s mother in exchange for one with yours. plural form: mom-party.
dude x: “dude, you know you owe me a bottle of dvx…”
dude y: “motherf-cker, i ain’t gettin’ paid ’till tuesday!”
dude x: “like i givva f-ck! where’s my money, b-tch?!”
dude y: “you know…..haha, in my momma’s puss-aye! you wanna mom swap, an’ forget about all this?!”
dude x: “f-ck yeah i do! i’m sickah hearin’ ol’ mawms complain to me about the lack of d-ck in this town, gee! but you know how it is….”
dude y: “what, choo’ think i’m sumkineuh dumb-ss or some shiugh?! f-ck yeah i’m down, yo mah’s h-lla fine! like, straight cougah, ya know?! we’re mom swappin’!”
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