Momchelorette Party
much like a bachelorette party is meant to celebrate a bride-to-be’s last night of freedom, a momchelorette party is meant to be a last hurrah for the mom-to-be before the arrival of the baby. usually thrown by the godmother or other close friend.
example: “i’m pretty sure amanda hooked up with that guy we met at sandy’s momchelorette party.”
example 2: “she may be 9 months pregnant, but that momchelorette sure can dance!”
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