Mommy Jacked
when someone posts an update on facebook and people reply about their children and really nothing to do with what the status was about.
happy veteran’s day!
reply- oh, yes it’s my babies 6 months of being born today, so thankful. happy veterans day to you to.
(you’re post just got mommy jacked)
when a mother can’t help but throw her being a mother into a conversation, regardless of relevance. usually done by mommy martyrs to gain sympathy or attention of some kind.
stacey: i want to buy a green car.
anne: my kid popped green before!
stacey: wow, mommy jacked much?
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