mommy luncher
a parent who insists on treating their preteen child / children like babies. specifically meeting with them during team lunches for sports teams their child partic-p-tes in.
look at that mommy luncher, she didn’t have time to eat her lunch because she was blowing on her 12 year old son’s hot chocolate to cool it off and then needed to put dressing on her 14 year old daughter’s salad. she may not have enough energy to follow their ski lesson around this afternoon.
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