and you thought moms on facebook were bad enough…now they are on farmville…
what’s worse moms on farmville or global warming? what happened to the days when moms were good influences on their children. this is the dawn of the end of the world.
(on the phone with my mom)
hey mom! what are you doing?
just harvesting my plants?
oh, cool what are you planting?
blue trees and rainbow apples.
oh, so you’re on farmville again…
yes and i need neighbors!
but, mom, farmville is for losers and moms…
(mom hangs up)
dude, moms on farmville…
sounds hot…i would visit their garden and harvest them anytime…
expertise in the usage of computer keyboards, especially through the use and knowledge of many “hot keys”, i.e. combinations of keyboard b-ttons when used together to produce some given action. the keyboard-fu move for this is command + option + shift + s, which brings up the save for web devices menu.
- keyboard ninja
one who is a internet tough guy mostly on social networking sites i.e. mysp-ce,facebook etc. probably someone who needs self -ssurance and the only way of feeling tough. dan: “hey mike whats wrong?” mike: “im sick of these keyboard ninja’s actin hard on the net.” someone who enjoys or needs to use the keyboard instead […]
correct. azn dude: you ah korek! american guy: roflmao
the cunning and crafty ability to convince one’s boss to fund an elaborate holiday party. after some top notch krebsvincing, the staff were invited to the 1st ever company christmas champagne and eggnog olympics. do you think we could krebsvince him to let us take the boat out for new years eve?
(n) a very monstrous beast that resides at the bottom of the ocean. it has only been seen once in the history of the earth, and everyone should beware of its existence. the monstroctopus is indeed female, and its appearance is one of a giant octopus with 14 tentacles, 46 yellow eyes with black beady […]