Monday Morning Virgin
a girl who sleeps around and then denies it.
he told me he banged her all night, but on monday she told me all they did was kiss. she’s one of those monday morning virgins.
Read Also:
- h4xorz
someone who hacks or used by noobs who die then says they hack omfg that guy h4xorz!!!11
- Habeas Coitus
habeas coitus is the latin phrase for engaging in s-xual intercourse. its usefulness lies in its esoteric nature; one can use this phrase in public, surrounded by old women, or even in church without the people around them realizing what they are talking about. james: hey, bill, guess what? bill: what? james: suzanne and i […]
- mangynecologist
a individual suited for aiding men who have problems with their mangina} bill: dan was sick so he went to see the doctor. tom: oh did he have to go the see the mangynecologist?
- Mansfield Effect
when something is expected to be breathtakingly amazingly awesome, and turns out to be tragically lame and/or mediocre. ken: we should go see that movie frost/nixon! it looks fresher than dope and crazy cool! ellen: i don’t think we should. i would kill myself if it had the mansfield effect.
- head to the motherfucking desk
1. what you use to respond to an idiotic question when “-head to desk-” or “-facepalm-” just isn’t strong enough. 2. what you say when you’ve done something dumb when you were tired/inattentive/drunk. 3. what you do whenever sarah palin appears on the telly. mouthbreather martin: “can vegetarians eat animal crackers?” awesome amanda: “-head to […]