Moneyfucker Jesus
not the real jesus. the jesus that some bible thumpers believe in who believe that if you don’t “t-the” that is don’t give ten percent of the money you make to there church g-d and/or jesus is against you and will do nothing for you.
man:i must be dead1 is that you jesus?
jesus:yeah,the ten dollars you owe me?
man:i ain’t got ten dollars.
jesus:then your going to h-ll till i get my ten dollars.
man:i’m dead i can’t get ten dollars.
jesus:too bad. next.
and that’s an example of moneyf-cker jesus.
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