Mongolian Fishing
when you have -n-l s-x with someone until they sh-t all over your d-ck, then you feed your sh-t covered d-ck to their cat, and allow the cat to lick the residue off until you j-zz all over it’s p-ssy-cat-face!
person a: hey man, did you see the look on that girl’s face after i turned her cat into a j-zz-cicle?
person b: that was boss! that was the second time you went mongolian fishing this week!
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