Monica Bellucci
the most beautiful actress in the world.
seeing monica bellucci makes me forget how to breathe.
although beyond the reach of mortal females, a state of existence, beauty, s-xuality, philosophy, and att-tude that females of the human species should nevertheless strive to attain; includes black hair and italian (from italy, not brooklyn)accent.
george: mia is pretty hot, i am thoroughly enjoying her white thong with the rhinestone heart over her -ss.
mike: yes. and she smells nice, has silky smooth skin, makes pleasant conversation, and is a talented dancer that gives me a special feeling. even her pooch is cute. she reminds me a little of “monica bellucci”.
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