Monica defense


to avoid admitting a wrong by hair-splitting or obfuscation. derived from bill clinton’s redefintion of “having s-x” to exclude oral copulation with monica lewinsky.
“my gf caught me with my pants down, so my monica defense just wasn’t a happening thing.”

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