Monster Energy Drink
the most beautiful and savage beverage to ever be produced by anyone ever. the best variety is the original, preferably in the bfc, with chaser flavors of chaos, -ssault, mixxd, m-80, and the v-g-n- flavor: lo carb. it is also known as green crack, liquid marajuana, and zues’ meth.
a – hey man, wheres your monster?
b- i dont drink that sh-t anymore, man… havent you read the other definitions on ud? that sh-ts for posers and emos, yo
a- -with a monster-induced sternum strike that goes through b’s chest- you lying n-z- unpatriotic loser father f-cking c-m guzzler!!
b- -now on the ground, bleeding to death- but i…
a- -curbstops b- shut the f-ck up, you c-nt bucket!
b- -dies-
a- monster energy drink. unleach the beast.
some stupid drink that the kids like today. people like to make shirts with the big green m on them, load their things down with the stickers, and generally act like it’s some life style. it’s an energy drink, not a social movement.
monster energy drink is just what it seems, an energy drink. nothing more, nothing less.
an energy drink largely consumed by kids under the age of 14. basically, kids drink it too look mature, but everyone knows there mommys still tuck them into bed.
12 year old: yo, lets get a monster
12 year old 2: totally, we will look really cool holding a drink meant for adults!!!!
kids at park: omg they have monster energy drinks!! lets crowd them and ask for air sips!!
monster is a drink that obiviously gives you energy.
this drink became so famous that scene/emo kids took it as their favorite energy drink and made a big deal of it by creating shirts, and making big paragraphs on their mysp-ce explaining how much they love monster, and drinking monster like water.
come on, it’s just an energy drink. who gives a sh-t. no need to make a big deal of an enery drink!
-looks at dumb girl’s mysp-ce-
omfgzzz lyk3 monst3r iz s0o0 g00d! like i h@v3 thr33 @ day and im 3v3ntually gonn@ d!3 of @ heart attack, but itz okaii bkuz itz wh@t th3 sc3n3 k!dz/em0z d0. ily monster energy drink <3333 an overrated energy drink for children and teenagers. (for the record, i have tried one. read the example for my reaction (person 2) ) person 1: yo dude try this monster energy drink it gives you tonz of energies and it tastes awesome! person 2: -takes a sip and throws away the can- i think i've tasted urine better than this. no thanks, i'll stick with tea, coffee, or mountain dew for my caffeine needs - "dude."
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