Monster Tard Powers
ok, everyone has that kid at their highschool that is just ridiculously big and swoll for no reason. you know, anybody who doesn’t have sh-t for brains but can bench press 3 times stephen hawkings i.q. level? there can only be one explanation for this phenomenon: monster tard powers
person one: “hey bill, you know that muscle queen in our math cl-ss that thought that pi was literally pie?”
person two:”yeah i remember that broham”
person one: “i saw him at the gym the other day benching 415”
person two: “dude he must have used his monster tard powers.”
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