Montana Carwash
guy gets on top of his partner in the missionary position, but then slides his entire sweaty body across her face, p-ssing as his junk crosses, wiggling his junk back and forth to simulate an automatic carwash. finish with a giant fart as the -sshole crosses for a blown dry spot-free finish!
(variation: reverse montana carwash: you get the idea.)
donald trump’s hair gives the most interesting sensation during a montana carwash!
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