Montana mega mount
in order to be achieved, one must be comfortable with his s-xuality. it usually takes place after a long drunken night, similar to a rodeo, and requires the fattest, ugliest girl at the bar/party. it is up to you to bring her home with you and your three other male friends and get her ready for intercourse. now the fun begins. one of you rams his p-n-s in her v-g-n-, the other rams his in her -n-l cavity (the trick is to left her b-tt off the ground so you can both get a good angle inside her two cavities). your other friend is mounted over her waist t-ttty f-cking her fat br–sts, and the fourth friend is mounted over her neck with his p-n-s deep in her mouth. this, is the montana mega mount
harold: me and the boys got wasted last night and picked up the ugliest chick in the bar. we intended on having a rodeo with her but marcus decided we montana mega mount her. we practically stuffed all her holes bro
james: dude, that’s kinda weak..
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