montauk mash job
when you are getting your your junk pounded on by a significant other (e.g., a partner, stranger, lover, hornswoggler) whose hands are sandy af.
the act of really going to town on someone’s private parts with hands / feet filled with sand.
a “sandy handy” but with a little more gusto!
this is a non-gender bias term, anyone can give or recieve a montauk mash job as long as thier extremities are sandy and you are really “just mashing it.” you also don’t have to be in montauk, or on a beach.
“whoa look at those two homeless guys giving each other montauk mash jobs under the boardwalk” — an angsty teen witnessing a grown man receive a sand filled hand job on long island
“yeah she gave me the ole’ montauk mash job” — a guy with severe sand burns on his d-ck
guy 1: “she was trying to grind my d-ck into dust with her sandy hands”
guy 2: “so she gave you the montauk mash job”
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