Montreal Meat Spoon


when two people are making sweet love and the man c-ms inside the woman (preferrably a contortionist or experienced stripper). then the woman will lie on her back with her legs over her head attempting to have the c-m drizzle into her mouth. although this practice is not commonly enacted, it does spice up things in the bedroom.
brian:”oh man you know celeste from the strip club?”

patrick:”oh yeah man she is wild.”

brian:”yeah man last night she did the montreal meat spoon. its much more exciting in person.”

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