Moo Cow Theory


the idea that once a man sleep with a woman, she becomes ‘old news’ and he is no longer intrested in her. to sum up, it means that men genitically cannot have commitment. as stated by the movie someone like you
“i don’t understand how he could cheat on me!”
“it’s simple, the moo cow theory”

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