Moo Goo Guy Pan
the acient eastern art of using stealthly martial art skills to rub one out directly next to or in close proximity to either a roomate or complete stranger.
it was dark and quiet that night in my dorm room… it was a little too quiet. i wasn’t sure but i had the feeling that w-ng, my asian roomate and also bunkmate was quietly pulling a moo goo guy pan on me while we both lying in our bunk bed and i couldnt do anything about it.
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