Moonshine Baby


a moonshine baby is someone that grew up on a farm where their mother drank home-made liquor which in turn, caused them to grow up to be vaguely r-t-rded and weird.
“he was brought up on a farm. he’s not a crack baby, he’s a moonshine baby.”

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