Moonzie Kaploonzie
1. an ardent b-tch (a fervent bee-otch or bi-atch)
2. a ball
1. “i saw ol’ moonzie kaploonzie the other day; he was so drunk.”
2. “i hope moonzie kaploonzie got henkins to pick up the case.”
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