morgan the sea wench


a mystical land/sea creature with magical br–sts that shoot laser beams and glitter. she has a hypnotizing voice that makes susceptible young sailor boys do her bidding such as: waxing her bikini line and polishing her silverware. there is a broadway musical based on her legend and it has won many tony awards. recognize.
i want to be just like morgan the sea wench when i grow up!

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