Morgantown, PA


founded back in the mid 18th century as a trading post with only a hotel, bar and other basic amenities, this small town has grown little in the intervening centuries. if you grew up here, you will forever have to explain that you are not from west virginia, thanks to this sh-thole not having any claim to fame, nevemind being less than a tenth the size of its west virginian cousin. with a population of less than 1,000 and no less than four churches, you can make some guesses about the culture. if you’re not amish, mennonite or redneck, you’re a random tourist, or you came down from reading to go to bb’s. it’s slightly better than some pennsylvania mining towns, but you can thank the amish for that, if you can manage to speak to them in a thick enough accent.
i’m from morgantown, pa, that place that’s between _______ and _______.

Read Also:

  • Fuckboyitis

    when all you seem to attract is a f-ckboy..😑 jared keeps h-tting my phone up when he had a girlfriend, i think i have f-ckboyitis #f-ckboy #boys #manhoe

  • root doot

    for a spastic stupid c-nt shut up ya root doot

  • yeparoni macaroni

    a strange and fun term for ‘yes i would like macaroni’ “hey, do you want macaroni?” “yeparoni macaroni”

  • double slider

    the term used when some one in gta gets on the side of you and another gets on the other and pushes you out of line to miss the check point in races that noob is a double slider

  • dejonce

    a child molester.. who has a lot of horse hair also… who looses basketball games to a 12 year old.. while the 12 year old breaks there ankels doing the same move step back shoot.. dam dejonce how does your ankels feel??


Disclaimer: Morgantown, PA definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.