mormon chili dog
when you are having mormon b-tt s-x with a mormon girl before marriage so she can retain her vaginial virginity, and you pull out too soon. immediately wiping the excess fecal matter across a picture of landon malasky.
i brought my mormon girlfriend home and we did a mormon chili dog. guess i’m gonna need a new framed pictur of landon.
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