the act of giving/receiving oral s-x upon waking up.
i can’t get out of bed without a morning blow to go with my cup of joe.
- morn porn
to put on p-rn before your woman wakes up to induce s-xual contact once again. i was so drunk last i dont remember banging sally so i put on morn p-rn the next day to get her going again. i woke up with a b-n-r so i put on morn p-rn to relieve my raging […]
- moshing grits
when two girls i was watching this p-rn, and these two girls just started moshing grits. it was way cool.
verb. (moh-shoo-loo) to have a drunken one night stand in the city of philadelphia. etymology: while dragging one’s sorry -ss home in the morning, panties firmly tucked in back pocket, one might p-ss the garish moshulu, a merchant sailing ship-c-m-floating restaurant, bobbing mockingly on the delaware river. kathy: oh, dude. i met this guy at […]
baby talk. simplified or repet-tive speech, used by adults when talking to children. motherese: naughty, naughty, naughty.
- mother fucking hell pig
a fat -ss with no other thing to do in life other then to p-ss you off my brother is a mother f-cking h-ll pig my mom is a mfhp