Morning eyes
when you wake up and just cant keep your eyes open for more than five seconds, plus your vision is cr-ppy, your eyes are sore when you open them.
mom: “get up, blah blah blahhhh!!!! schooll!!!! blahh blahh blahh!!!”
kid: “these stupid morning eyes are keeping my eyes closed! morning eyes suck!”
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