news that’s just in; in and around 7:30- 8:30am & must be discussed with your bestie. usually on the phone whilst on the way to work.
phone rings, one friend to another:- -“morning gossip!”
-“literally, so much chat and it’s only 7:45am!”
a person that truly gives a f-ck about nothing ¨hey aphrodita!¨ let me stop you right there i already dont give a f-ck¨
a narcisscest is one who loves themselves so much that the would marry and have children with themselves. typically suffering from severe narcissism to the point of s-xual arousal derived from the sight or thought of themselves. see narcissist, narcissism he is such a narcisscest he would date his reflection!
- cruise ship it
to shove an unrealisticly sized s-x toy up the b-tthole can we cruise ship it tonight?
- Reverse MJ
(v) changing ones race from white to black in the opposite style of michael jackson. ben pulled a reverse mj before heading off to prison in an attempt to gain some street cred.
a person, place, or thing that has no gold “oh no! i’m goldless