Morning Hair


when a girl wakes up after a night of being out, and her hair looks kind of like it did when she left the house, but slightly greasy.
so i woke up in my friend’s dorm room and i was gonna go out for breakfast, but i had morning hair so i decided not to.

Read Also:

  • dorkenstenian

    of or relating to dorkenstein. often incredibly dorky people, things, actions, or ideas. man, that song is downright dorkenstenian!

  • doretti mix

    a mixture of doritos and weed smoked together lets make a doretti mix tonight! yeah i’ll bring the doritos

  • doriguzzi

    (n)term used for italian greaseball that finds pleasure during fetish-like incestrial acts. 1. person with dark complection involved in s-xual abuse and slaughter of same-s-x relatives. 2. ancestor of benito mussolini, rapes and carves people of similar ancestry. jared was sentenced and imprisoned, no wonder, he is a doriguzzi.

  • Dopperus

    a t-shirt d-mn look at her dopperus…its all wrinkly and stuff

  • engsci

    1) a student the division of engineering science at the university of toronto. 2) a terminal stress condition whose symptoms include: headaches, nausia, loss of sleep, bad hygene and worse gpas. 3) a person who has mastered vector calculus and yet cannot add properly. 4) someone who is f-cked. 5) someone who has not yet […]


Disclaimer: Morning Hair definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.